Confucius says...

taintanthony:

ohhiimsam:

taintanthony:

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

1.  I never fake an orgasm and I’m a straight girl.  So fuck you.
2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM.  DON’T FAKE THEM.  GUYS WANT TO GET YOU OFF BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE INSIDE YOU DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN READ YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU STUPID BITCHES.  
HE ISN’T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT?  THEN USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.  DON’T MAKE CUNTY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TUMBLR POSTS
ALSO, HOW CAN HE GET YOU OFF WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF?  GET YOURSELF OFF AND THEN TELL (OR SHOW) HIM WHAT TO DO.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HANDED TO US ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER.  SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FUCKING WORK FOR SHIT.

taintanthony:

ohhiimsam:

taintanthony:

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

1.  I never fake an orgasm and I’m a straight girl.  So fuck you.

2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM.  DON’T FAKE THEM.  GUYS WANT TO GET YOU OFF BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE INSIDE YOU DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN READ YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU STUPID BITCHES.  

HE ISN’T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT?  THEN USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.  DON’T MAKE CUNTY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TUMBLR POSTS

ALSO, HOW CAN HE GET YOU OFF WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF?  GET YOURSELF OFF AND THEN TELL (OR SHOW) HIM WHAT TO DO.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HANDED TO US ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER.  SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FUCKING WORK FOR SHIT.

(via southerngamerguy)

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever, via lifeaccordingtodannimals)

Anonymous asked: Do you think beyonce is jealous of kim k is that the reason she doesn't like her I mean kim k is beautiful and is really successful I can see how she be a threat to beyonce

thequeenbey:

This is the most absurd thing I’ve ever read.

Beyoncé is more respected, has more money, is more beautiful and has more talent than Kim K could ever dream of having. I don’t think a woman who has worked her ass off since 15 is jealous of a woman who opened her legs to be famous.